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Tony vs. EdwardI don't own Iron Man or Twilight. This is the sequel to Pepper vs. Bella.Tony vs. Edward by LadyNomad
Tony vs Edward
By Marie Nomad
Tony: Hi, I'm Marvel.
Edward: And I'm Twilight. (sniffs Tony) You reek of metal.
Tony: Well, they do call me 'Iron Man'. He's smelling me? I knew I should've showered!
Edward: Your odor is strong. I could not help it.
Tony: Crap! He's telepathic! Think of something else! I know! Sex! No, bad idea. He shouldn't see Pepper naked. Math? He could learn one of my secret projects. What if I think in Klingon? Ha! And Rhodey said that I'll never use my fluent Klingon skills.* not yap wa' Hol
Edward:... You are an odd human.
Tony: Eccentric! Now that my mind is properly protected, let's talk about why your girlfriend called my girlfriend an 'old hag'. She's hurt by it.
Edward: Your woman insulted her f
Thor vs. Bella CullenThor vs. Bella CullenThor vs. Bella Cullen by LadyNomad
By Marie Nomad
Thor: I am Thor, Son of Odin and of Marvel!
Bella: And I'm Bella Cullen of Twilight. So, you're a real god?
Thor: Well, we are aliens who had traveled to this world thousands of years ago to guide humans. We had left after that.
Bella: What's it like being a god?
Thor: Difficult at times.
Bella: But it must be wonderful to have people cater to your every whim. To have people build statues and temples in your honor.
Thor: It can also be a burden if you are not careful. What about you? I see that you had become a vampire. How do you feel?
Bella: Wonderful! I'm graceful and beautiful and immortal! I have all these powers! I can see dust motes dancing in the air! I can hear every breath in the surrounding hundred feet! I can smell you and you smell like a rain and thunder! I can crush rocks with my bare hands. I can run across the state in mere minutes! I had risen above the mere human and become what I was destined to be!
Thor: Do you n
How to Be a Likeable Female Character1. Have a sense of humor.How to Be a Likeable Female Character by unicorn-skydancer08
2. Learn to do some things for yourself; don't just sit around and expect someone else to handle all the work.
3. Have a listening ear and a sympathetic heart.
4. Dream about true love, but at the same time know how to care for yourself.
5. If you do find love, love him for who he is, not for what you want him to be.
6. Never be controlling or manipulative.
7. Never let anyone push you around.
8. Cry when necessary, but don't get carried away.
9. Always stand by those whom you truly care about.
10. Don't be so serious that you forget to have fun, but don't have so much fun that you forget to be serious.
Logic's Insight: Twilight IntroductionLogic's Insight: Twilight Introduction by Thaeonblade
Anyone ever met someone who they had a bad feeling about from the start? Maybe they didn't put themselves out in the open as often, seemed like nice people and looked legitimately trustworthy. Even then, they just seemed like someone you could have a good time with. But you had a bad feeling about this person that only grew the more you hung out with them. Eventually you see them for the manipulative jerk that they really are and see signs that they'll cause trouble. But you look around to see that many of your friends don't see what you see until...the person does something.
That would be the best way to sum up the Twilight Saga. While at first glance, it appears to be a teenage love story about a girl who falls in love with a vampire despite the obvious danger. Good or bad, the premise isn't terrible in itself, in short, it's a nice set up for a decent read. Unfortunately, Twilight is much...much...worse...
There is a three word phrase that I can use to sum up my feelings for this se